Do you really want to know how?

While in a vehicle, if you ever have too much time on ...err ...your hands, and dont know how, then just follow the instructions.

It turns out that they have instructions in vernacular tongues too. Interesting.

The government and monopoly

We all know that governments steal from the public. Everybody suspects ( and rightly so) the politicians of looting, thuggery, pilferage. Basically anything.

But did you know that they have a monopoly on it ? Did you know that no body else can lay claim to the riches that the public have to offer? Well, the sticker on that car says so..

I know you cant read it..but it says " DONT STEAL : The government hates competition"

p.s If that is your car and you read this, give yourself a pat on the back and take the rest of the day off.